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We have a grumpy and smelly watch officer. Captain Nelson has been
voted by a coalition to be dick of the day, and given the unwashed
t-shirt, that's been with us for from the start of the trip. Despite a
truly worthwhile effort by Joe dropping his wallet into 5m of water.

How do we stop him being grumpy? It's a small boat for a grumpy member
of afterguard!!! Please send advice, money and alcohol..... stu